Lawrence Bender
Interviewee
Bill Raymond
Bill Samuels
John Waters
Narrator
Ally Sheedy
Jill Fields
Kevin Smith
Interviewee
Brian O'Halloran
Mitch Stone
Jason David Frank
Tommy Keen
Pauly Shore
Interviewee
Justin Henry
Jimmy Fletcher
Florence Henderson
Interviewee
Peter Tork
Interviewee
Michael Dukakis
Interviewee
John Griesemer
Detective Drake
Keith Spiegel
Larry Blandsbury
Mark Sasahara
Guy in Bar #2
Diana Devlin
Vampire Testimonial
Elle Key
Carla Stanton
Bruce Perkins
70s Comedian
Russell J. Dreher
News Reporter Ted Daniels
Matt Dunne
TV Movie Norman
Ben Ash
Frank O'Donnell (Awards Host)
Rob Koier
Vamipre Cult Member
Adrian Dingle
Asian Teenager
Fred Hazelton
Norman Nields
Art Patriquin
Darryl Dunsmere
Cabot Orton
Vampire Testimonial
Jen Taber
Folk Singer / "Cassandra" Host
Josh Bridgman
That's Insanity Contestant
Victoria Lockridge
70s Awards Show Presenter
Jake Lambertson
70s Award Show Presenter
Frank Thibodeau
George Berryman
Shaina Fishman
Young Jill Fields
Jared Thibodeau
Young Tommy Keen
Orhan Yetsel
Young Mitch Stone
Duncan Nutter
Young Jimmy Fletcher
Michael Evans
Michael Thompson
Mark Awodey
Junior Defenders Writer
Paul Schnabel
The President
Rick Giachino
Lord Wonton / Guy in Bar #1
Michael Yurief
ABS Network CEO
Doreen Kraft
Michelle Fletcher
Peter Youngbaer
New Anchor Neil Knowles
John Grlesmer
Special Agent David Drake
Tracey Girdich
Woman on Street
Evan Petrie
Candlelight Vigil Fan / News Segment Narrator
Leah Sohotra
Candlelight Vigil Fan
Beth Cameron
Infomercial Narrator
Amanda Dandurand
Vampire Phone Caller
Patty Lynch
TV Movie Girlfriend
Chris Gimino
TV Movie Darryl
Walt Levering
TV Movie FBI Agent #1
Paul Ugalde
TV Movie FBI Agent #2
David Glaven
TV Movie Bad Guy
John Brooks
TV Movie Announcer
Peter Lind
Entertainment News Anchor
Dennis MacKey
Majesty Studios Caterer
Jim Reid
News Anchor Ed Reynolds
Alan Newman
Majesty Studios DP
Jim Reynolds
Majesty Studios Grip #1
Eddie Varano
Majesty Studios Grip #2
Sasha Dingle
Asian Teenager