Jesse Ventura
Himself
Willie Garson
Nerd Student
Leslie Nielsen
Father Jebedaiah Mayii
Anthony Starke
Father Luke Brophy
Ian Abercrombie
Ice Tea Waiter (uncredited)
Ned Beatty
Ernest Weller
Jake Steinfeld
Himself
Linda Blair
Nancy Aglet
Robert Fuller
Dr. Hackett
Barbara Alyn Woods
Woman in Elevator
John Ingle
Father Crosby
Belle Avery
Gym Receptionist
Floyd Levine
Frank Lot
Julie Strain
Aerobics / Locker Room Nude Girl (uncredited)
Melissa Moore
Bimbo Student
Thom Sharp
Braydon Aglet
Lana Schwab
Fanny Ray Weller
Jack LaLanne
Himself
Wally George
Himself
Bob Zany
Man on Studio Tour
Gene Okerlund
Himself
Eugene Greytak
The Pope
Joseph V. Perry
Special Effects Man
Bryan O'Byrne
Father Stills
Sheryl Bernstein
Lady with Snake
Benj Thall
Ned Aglet
Ben Kronen
Father Nash