Allison Janney
Alice
Ian Holm
Dr. Putney
Sarah Jessica Parker
Peggy Callas
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Henry
Alexis Dziena
Melissa
Ryan Donowho
Stanley (uncredited)
Matthew Broderick
Roger Beekman
Dan Hedaya
Guy Blank
Amy Sedaris
Jerri Blank
Kristen Johnston
Coach Divers
Justin Theroux
Carlo Honklin
Joseph Cross
Derrick Blank
Paul Dinello
Geoffrey Jellineck
Deborah Rush
Sara Blank
Carlo Alban
Megawatti
Stephen Colbert
Chuck Noblet
Maria Christina Thayer
Tammi Littlenut
Chris Pratt
Brason
Greg Hollimon
Principal Blackman (as Gregory Holliman)
Elisabeth Harnois
Monica
Chandra Wilson
Inmate