DeRay Davis
Bee Bee Ellis
Ian Roberts
Spurs Coach
Maura Tierney
Lynn
Jackie Earle Haley
Dukes
Will Arnett
Lou Redwood
Will Ferrell
Jackie Moon
Ed Helms
Turtleneck
Andy Richter
Bobby Dee
David Koechner
Commissioner
André 3000
Clarence
Kristen Wiig
Bear Handler
Tim Meadows
Cornelius Banks
Rob Corddry
Kyle
Steve Bannos
Cop at Jail
Brian Huskey
White Pants
Scot Armstrong
Cameraman
Woody Harrelson
Monix
Jason Sudeikis
Nacho Fan
Jerry Minor
Paul the DJ (uncredited)
Matt Walsh
Father Pat the Ref
Ellia English
Ms. Quincy
Pat Kilbane
Petrelli
Patti LaBelle
Jackie's Mom
Paul Rust
Wheelchair Darren
Collette Wolfe
Melinda
Charlyne Yi
Wheelchair Jody
Andy Daly
Dick Pepperfield
Steve Seagren
Losing Owner #1
Kate Luyben
Staci Moon (uncredited)
Gil Glasgow
Losing Owner #2
David E. Brown
Avid Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Spectator (uncredited)
Danny Mooney
Party Griller (uncredited)
Phil Hendrie
Nets Coach
Grayson Boucher
Spirits Player #31 / Spurs Player #22 (uncredited)
Justen Naughton
Squires Player #31 (uncredited)
Theo Caesar
Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Josh Braaten
Twiggy Munson
Warren Sweeney
Winning Team Owner #1 (uncredited)
Noel Conlon
Man Being Hugged
Margaret Newborn
Spectator (uncredited)
James Markham Hall Jr.
Squires Basketball Player (uncredited)
Jay Phillips
Scootsie Double Day
David Sampen
Squires Basketball Player (uncredited)
Shawntay Dalon
Crowd Member (uncredited)
Arne Starr
NY Nets On-Air Announcer (uncredited)
Scotty Atkins
Fan (uncredited)
Quinn Hawking
Basketball player (uncredited)
Gerard Averill
Gerard the Cop (uncredited)
Bruno Sandoval
Spurs Player #41 (uncredited)
Eddie Mariano
Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Ryan C. Burney
Assist. Scoreboard Operator (uncredited)
Maria Zambrana
Basketball Game Watcher (uncredited)
Tiffany Michelle
Sarah (uncredited)
Ralph Kampshoff
Indiana Pacers Owner (uncredited)
Lili Asvar
Fan (uncredited)
Kamal Moummad
Starting Point Guard (uncredited)
Scott Cordts
Spectator (uncredited)
Laurie Curtis
Spectator (uncredited)
Byron de Marse
Spurs Player (uncredited)
Sarah Elizabeth Dell
Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Rashid Byrd
Tropics Player
Terrell Byrd
Tropics Player
Tyus Tillman
Tropics Player
Michael Westphal
Tropics Player
Charlie Koechner
Commissioner's Son (uncredited)
Lyle Stevens
Duke's Buddy (uncredited)