Steve Buscemi
Rex
Harold Ramis
Chris Moore
Marshall Bell
Carl Mace
Joe Mantegna
Ian
Ernie Hudson
Sergeant O'Malley
Lexie Bigham
Security Guard #1
David Arquette
Carter
Rob Zombie
Himself
Mike Judge
Beavis and Butt-Head (voices)
Brendan Fraser
Chester 'Chazz' Darvey
Adam Sandler
Pip
Allen Covert
Officer Samuels
Amy Locane
Kayla
Judd Nelson
Jimmie Wing
Michael McKean
Milo Jackson
Reg E. Cathey
Marcus
Nina Siemaszko
Suzzi
Michael Richards
Doug Beech
Rich Wilkes
Corduroy Rocker
Chris Farley
Officer Wilson
John Melendez
Masturbating Rocker
Vinnie DeRamus
D & D Rocker
Michelle Hurst
Yvonne
Lemmy
Editor of School Magazine
John Zarchen
Cop
Kurt Loder
Himself
Sam Whipple
Personal Manager
China Kantner
Female Rocker
Zander Lehmann
Tyke
Ryan Holihan
Kid