Jamie Kennedy
Ghost of Christmas Past
Larry the Cable Guy
Himself
Delia Sheppard
Santa's Trophy Wife
Penn Jillette
Ghost of Christmas Present
Angela Little
Santa's Helper
Vicki Lawrence
Mama
George Wendt
Santa Claus
Lisa Lampanelli
Mrs. Claus
Flavor Flav
Wiseman
Charlie Callas
Rabbi Schultz
Rich Delia
Simon