Michael A. Martinez
Tony Blair
George N. Thompson
Redneck
Brian Klapstein
Chip Brookes
Silly American
Tim Jahn
Alexander Walker
Dominic Fantazzi
Nigel
C. Alan Ploegsma
Calan Fairbrain
Greg S. Campbell
Gregory Wallin
David M. Wood
Chief Redneck
Joshua Thompson
Young Hick
Wayne Horine
Nobody
Raymond L. Martinez
Redneck Attacker
Shawn Francheck
Smarmy Interviewee
Shannon R. Anderson III
Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk
Christy Sandberg
GNC Store Clerk
Anthony Fork
Clueless Interviewee
