Leslie Nielsen
Clive Thorton / Cab Driver
Rik Mayall
Carter
Skeet Ulrich
Kevin Manley
Natasha Henstridge
Bonnie Livengood
Lochlyn Munro
Ned Parker
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Riskind
Benita Ha
Airline Clerk
Ted Friend
Anchorman
Campbell Lane
Starter
Rondel Reynoldson
Waitress
Brendan Beiser
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