Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Linda Kash
Nan
Alf Humphreys
Surgeon (as Alf Humphries)
Alex Diakun
Librarian
Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Construction Worker 1
Frank C. Turner
Van Driver
Lillian Carlson
Receptionist
Tom Butler
Dr. Glencliff
Mitchell Kosterman
Thug 1 (as Mitch Kosterman)
Denalda Williams
Van Driver's Wife
Ron James
Abner (as Ron K. James)
Alan Robertson
Head Man