Paul Reubens
Albert/Hara Krishna
Ralph Seymour
Eddie
John Larroquette
Lieutenant Felix Foxglove
Felix Silla
Meathead
Kim Richards
Cheryl
Richard Mulligan
Coach Giddy
Donald Gibb
Mad Dog
Joaquín Martínez
Chief Rawhide
Archie Hahn
Jamie/Voice of Meathead
Jason Hervey
Tommy
Hamilton Camp
Colonel Batjack Hershy
Misty Rowe
Fanny
Joe Nipote
Boomer
Tammy Taylor
Nancy
Elayne Boosler
Mother