Stacy Keach
Max the Biker
Martin Klebba
Elf Ranger Bob
Adrienne Barbeau
Alice the Homeless Mom
Robert Hays
Bill Emerson
Dick Van Patten
Santa Claus
Corbin Bernsen
Chief Spivak
Amanda Pays
Doris Spivak
Paul Butcher
Brian Spivak
Shelley Long
Molly Emerson
Sonny Carl Davis
Officer Buckley
Alana Austin
Carla the Assistant
Cork Hubbert
Elf One
Colton James
Marty the Hospital Teen
Steve Monroe
Officer Calhoun
Joe Virzi
Trash Talking Teddy (voice)