James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Mark Williams
King Rat
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Paul Merton
The Captain
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Harry Hill
The Painter
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Karl Hughes
Rat