Max Minghella
Antonio Kelly-Zhang
Beth Grant
Mary Jo Nackserson
Seth Rogen
Himself
Kelvin Yu
Kevin Soo
Andrew Friedman
Henry
Mia Serafino
Misa
Robert Belushi
Reporter 3
Tiya Sircar
Amy Klort
Matt Corboy
Officer Hamm
Josh Meyers
Gabriel
Ike Barinholtz
Rick Klingman
Scott MacArthur
Original Patriot
Blake Anderson
Arliss
Dylan O'Brien
Simon Tarnum
Brenda Koo
Shannon
Kiernan Shipka
Hartlynn Cassidy
Ithamar Enriquez
Juan
Mark Proksch
Fred Zurtz
Jon Barinholtz
Reporter 1
David Stassen
Director
Brianna Baker
Jessica Harris
Jena Friedman
Carol
Andrew Lopez
Reporter 2
Sunil Narkar
Sunil
Brandon Wardell
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