Kim Basinger
Honey Horneé
Christopher Walken
Bobby Cahn
Harry Shearer
Handsome Dan
Lee Tergesen
Terry
Kevin Pollak
Jerry Segel
Scott Coffey
Metalhead
Charlton Heston
Good Actor
Frank DiLeo
Frankie 'Mr Big' Sharp
Mike Myers
Wayne Campbell
Tia Carrere
Cassandra Wong
Jay Leno
Himself
Ted McGinley
Mr. Scream
James Hong
Jeff Wong
Rip Taylor
Himself
Steven Tyler
Himself
Gavin Grazer
Scott
Olivia d'Abo
Betty Jo
Tim Meadows
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Robert Smigel
Concert Nerd
Ralph Brown
Del Preston
Stephen Surjik
Director (uncredited)
Dana Carvey
Garth Algar
Chris Farley
Milton
Heather Locklear
Herself
Bob Odenkirk
Concert Nerd
Drew Barrymore
Bjergen Kjergen
Michael A. Nickles
Jim Morrison
Dan Bell
Neil
Joe Perry
Himself
Larry Sellers
Naked Indian