Dan Aykroyd
Grocer
Alan Arkin
Dr. Oatman
John Cusack
Martin Q. Blank
Steve Pink
Terry Rostand
Joan Cusack
Marcella
Hank Azaria
Steven Lardner
Minnie Driver
Debi Newberry
Bill Cusack
Waiter
David Barrett
Bicycle Messenger
Jeremy Piven
Paul Spericki
Mitchell Ryan
Mr. Bart Newberry
Barbara Harris
Mary Blank
Jenna Elfman
Tanya
Michael Cudlitz
Bob Destepello
Carlos Jacott
Ken
Ann Cusack
Amy
Doug Dearth
Eckhart
Benny Urquidez
Felix La PuBelle
K. Todd Freeman
Kenneth McCullers
Belita Moreno
Mrs. Kinetta
Lance Gilbert
Assassin #2