Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Man
Don Lake
Doctor
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Bill Laimbeer
Bill Laimbeer
Don Luce
Paramedic
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine